Some Jokes

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two's company, three's the result !

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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.